5/21/11

Apocalypse BITCHES!!!

Hells yeah, it's apocalypse time!
So anyone else hear about the second coming of the Australian Jesus (and his wife Mary Magdalene)? Well if you heard about that you probably heard how a big group of frightened christers thinks the apocalypse is going to happen today at 6pm. Now for the biggie, guess what my loyal legions? I am the Anti-christ. Hasatan and i have been plotting the downfall of humans for a good long time and he decided it was time for me to break out and just scream it to the world that i was here to harvest all your souls. So who wants to have a nice large mansion on the shores of the lake of fire? I can hook up a bunch of people. There will be fire-skiing, fire-tubing, and best of all, you don't have to wear life vests for any of this because you'll already be dead. Join hasatan and i today and enjoy a nice relaxing eternity long vacation from all the goody two shoes.

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